Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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