But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
If I die, sorry about rent.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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