Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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