Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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