Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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