my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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