fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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