Your dad touched me again.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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