her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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