you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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