But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
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