they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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