The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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