im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
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one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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