what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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