***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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