She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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