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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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