Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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