does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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