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The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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