U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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