Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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