haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just tell him i said nine months
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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