I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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