I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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