She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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