We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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