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(361): View more from Texas

I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks

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(812): View more from Indiana

They have edible shot glasses at target.

(1-812): View more from Indiana

There really is a God.

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(518): View more from New York

They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.

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(513): View more from Ohio

He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Did everyone make it back alive?

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You say that with such hope.

(217): View more from Illinois

Is that a no?

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(616): View more from Michigan

how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?

(1-616): View more from Michigan

i think we need a new approach.

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(641): View more from Iowa

He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'

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