Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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