Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
