Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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