Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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