Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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