ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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