party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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