Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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