MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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