yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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