I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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