He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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