But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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