Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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