Have you finally orgasmed yet?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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