she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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