It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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