wat bout pragnant strippers??
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
