But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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