Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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