how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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