He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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