You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
a search helicopter?!
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Then you guys just all showered together...?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Randomize
