love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My hand turned me down
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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