Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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