How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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