i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I have feelings that need drinking.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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